Who can make up the most interesting and cool name for a monkey and a elephant?

for a stuffed animal

Who can make up the most interesting and cool name for a monkey and a elephant?
monkey: girl=Bonzi(bon-Z), boy=Donkua(dong-kuh-wah)


elephant: girl=Ellara(L-arr-uh), boy=Teensio(teen-see-oh)
Reply:Sgt.Salt for the monkey and Tiny for the elephant.
Reply:uhh nutty for the elefant and naner for the monkey?